Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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