you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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