i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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