if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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