that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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