i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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