If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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