My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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