i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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