yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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