You really coming over, don't trick.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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