the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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