garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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