We need to rekindle our bromance
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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