he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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