I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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