Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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