a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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