i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Barsexuality is the new black.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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