She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Everyone says I win the strip club
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
