Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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