It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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