I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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