i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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