I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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