DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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