i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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