CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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