How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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