Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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