I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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