My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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