My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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