I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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