Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wish you could order shots online.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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