Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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