i barfeds in our rink
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
