I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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