About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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