For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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