he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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