i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Bring me that man meat
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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