She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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