I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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