Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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