Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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