that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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