Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
