If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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