He is an equal opportunity slut.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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